So I bet you thought Command+D was going to whip out a Christmas themed link set today?  I mean it is just a week out from the Big Day and all, and so far Command+D has been pretty consistent with holiday themed links, right?  Well, guess what kiddies?  You were wrong!  You were so fucking wrong!  Command+D is faking left and then going right and he's gonna spike the Baby Jesus on your face and do a lascivious end zone dance in front of your grandparents with this list.

"Wait!" you say, "I thought Command+D was my friend?"

Well you better think again, Bucko!  This-a-hear is the Anti-Christmas Command+D list.  Behold!

1.   Shoot to Kill!

2.   Laugh at a unicyclist predictably.

3.   Get some head and have a threesome in accordance with the Bible.

4.   Overeat.

5.   But don't eat the ranch dressing.

6.   Feel the wrath?  Be the wrath!

7.   Keep eating!  Eat everything!

8.   Vanity!  Vanity!  Vanity!

9.   Hail Satan/Gilligan!

10.  Feel bad now?  Write Santa a letter and he will make it all better.

Now go home to your families and friends and cry!  Command+D will see you next week, you sadists!  Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.