Command+D: The Disturbing Future

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Boo!  It's the future here to scare you!  J/k it's just Command+D!  But did you ever wonder what the future would be like?  In this first of a two week series Command+D takes a look into both the best and the worst of what could happen to us.  By "us," of course I mean, you mortals.  You see, once the interwebs were created we can't be destroyed unless the planet is completely destroyed before we can spread to other worlds.

We take the bad news first.  This is... The Disturbing Futuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!!!

1.   Your typical Brazil style dystopia.... BORING! (what a great film btw)

2.   Corporatocratic Illuminati style conspiracy future............ BORING!

3.   Slightly different from #3 is the Running Man Future....  A little less boring

4.   Religious/Historical TEOTWAWKI ... that's a little more like it.

5.   Dementia-spiraling-out-of-control future ... always a favorite of Command+D's.

6.   A world where this happens sounds like a hellish future to me, because I'm scared of Cheetahs.

7.   Gotcha! .... This is perhaps the only thing that could truly make Command+D's life a little worse.

8.   All songs in the future sound like this ... now we're in a true hell.

9.   The Terminator Future ... now we're talking scary.

10. In the future everyone's house will be wired to this site.

Next week we'll see what the best possible future could be!

4 Comments

  • 1

    Crazy shit, +D. Might be your best offering yet.

  • 2

    That purple cat has devil eyes. Why is he wearing a bow?

  • 3

    mind-blowing.

  • 4

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