Here's the costume that no one correctly guessed.  I just saw Pee Wee's Big Adventure for the first time this year and I'm totally enamored with it.  How did I miss that growing up?  I think it comes from having very protective parents.  I'm sure if I'd have seen it then I would have turned out weird.

What are you for Halloween this year?  You can share you're Halloween stories in the comments section.  In the mean time get your jollies off on these tasty treats either with or without mind altering substances.  All that Command D asks of you is that you please dim the lights in your room, plug in your external stereo speakers, take off all your clothes, er... I mean, enjoy!

1.   Are you listening?

2.   If you can't get your Halloween mask off, you're not alone.

3.   Get your brain juices flowing.

4.   Ever wonder how sheep are related to cotton candy?  This guy did too.

5.   Maybe some homes will retain their value during the housing slump.

6.   I think this slide has to belong in the backyard of number five.

7.   And after playing on number six you might look like these paintings.

8.   Now we just turn the knob a little further toward the macabre.

9.   What would it look like if we turned the macabre all the way up NSFW?*  Yeah, you didn't think I'd go there did you?

10. Now I know nine was scary, but this is what you actually should scare you.

Alright, buggers!  You should go to bed now and don't eat too much candy.  I'll be at one of those five fabulous parties you heard about last week, so don't stay up too late.  If this stuff doesn't turn your crank for Halloween goodies, maybe Halloween just isn't your Holiday.

* - This link of photo art by Joel-Peter Witkin is definitely NSFW.  If they look dead, it's not fake.  He uses real cadavers.

HALLOWEEN BONUS COMMAND D LINKS!!!!!

11. You fell asleep watching a DVD.

12. I tend to run across this movie all the time on the interwebs, but it's creepy.  Anyone know what it's all about?

13. Lucky link thirteen.  Don't click this link!

14. Thanks Tim.  Weird.  Please full screen this video.

15. Now leave this up on your desktop for the rest of Halloween.