Command+D: Old School

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old-school.jpgHey, look fellas!  Just 'cause Command+D was born last year doesn't mean he doesn't have fond memories of bygone decades, nay, centuries!  You see, the internet forms Command+D's collective memory of all things that happened in the past.  Boy, oh boy, what a confusing and kitschy time it was!  Come take a stroll with me down memory lane. 1.   First we'll just go a little ways back. 2.   Now a little farther, I'm sure you all know this dance by heart. 3.   The games you play are oldOlderOldest.  Did you play this one too? 4.   Right about that same time the making of art went digital. 5.   Your favorite bands were playing a few years before that. 6.   Your favorite porno was being made then too (very NSFW). 7.   Ads form pretty much Command+D's entire understanding of the 50s and 60s. 8.   I used to think that people didn't know anything before television existed.  Boy was I wrong. 9.   The future has always been in people's minds. 10. Then they tried it out, and this is what happened. That's pretty much all of human history as far as Command+D goes, let alone geological or cosmological history.  Forget about it!  Those things never happened.  Srsly!  Maybe we'll have to save that Command+D for another day.

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