Pop quiz, Command+D'ers!  Get your pen and pencil and take the following quizzes.  I promise that while some of these are objective with right and wrong answers, most are totally subjective and probably totally bogus.  Either that or Command+D is a psychopath.

Estimated time needed to complete all these quizes = approximately double the amount of time that you would really prefer to not be doing whatever you're supposed to be doing.

1.   Age _______ (but on which planet)?

2.   No, srsly, what's your real age _______?

3.   Tell me more about yourself _____?

4.   Are you a psychopath ______?

5.   Are you a fascist ______?

6.   So you want to be a bartender ______?

7.   Are you smart _______?

8.   Are you really smart _______ (please provide a proof showing all steps in the comments section)?

9.   Okay, stop crying, now just relax and enjoy this puzzle.

10. Now tell us, how do you feel ___________________?

Now report back your results, so that we can all make fun of you mercilessly for being who you are.