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Command+D: Video Pwnage!
Posted under Command+D | Thu, 11/20/2008 - 16:17 | Command+D
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Last week on Command+D we pondered what a name.com was like. After all, Command+D is an exploration not just of the sensational but of the (sometimes) bland parts of the internet. You can't fully enjoy the spice of a good Chille Verde without the custard softness of the flan, right?
Since posting that I've overheard a few people around town mentioning they thought that last week was lame; that Command+D has gotten soft. Well Command+D ain't goin' out like that! No Sirree! This week Command+D is going to own your ass. In fact, I'll go so far as to say Command+D will pwn it. That's right m****f****rs, get ready to have your ass rocked by the following!!!
1. PWNED!
2. PWNED!
3. PWNED!
4. PWNED!
5. PWNED!
6. PWNED!
7. PWNED!
8. PWNED!
9. PWNED!
10. ULTIMATE PWNED!
In yo' face! To quote the illustrious MC Hammer, "Ring the bell, schools back in." You just got pwned by Command+D. How does that feel?
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3 Comments
1
I see her face and I can`t let go. She`s in my dreams and my heart, so let me know, have you seen her? I`m looking for that love, she`s a thought and a vision in my memory, I haven`t met her, but tell me where could she be.
I`m looking for that special love, love is a feeling that the Hammer definitely needs. Baby be mine, I need your love to make it, so why don`t you be mine?
My heart is beating strong, this love cannot be wrong, I need her and I want her, so come on to my home! I`m a keep looking, at the movies, in my car, on my stereo, at a game of Different World or the Cosby Show.
2
Dudes, who else thinks the previous comment was not actually from MC Hammer but Ben Leopold? Ben, fess up.
I know we have a great deal of commenters here who aren't who they say they are but I cannot stand by and have the illustrious Hammer be impersonated!
I also really like the use of his historic Arsenio Hall performance as a signature URL. It WAS a brilliant piece of Television magic, but it is not like Mr. Hammer to live in the past!
3
Please, Jeff, don't hurt 'em!