Command+D loves me! This I know because http://www.stevesword.com/ told me so!

So goes the age old song known and loved by all.  And how true it is!  How true indeed.  I can't think of a better way to tell you, so this Command+D is about showing the love that I feel for you all out there in the real world.  These sites are all gifts to you to show my affection.  Please take each one and cherish it always, because it came from me.  It is President's Day coming up soon, after all.  What better occasion to talk about luv?

Please also note that unless otherwise noted, all the content below is safe for you to enjoy:
> at your place of work
> at your place of worship or devotion
> with your grandparents
> with your blind date
> with children and their captors
> with just yourself

Here we go!

1.  http://www.vaginaabuser.com/  j/k guys!  Sheesh!  I bet you really thought I was gonna do that to you!

1.   How 'bout we get started with a little dinner.  Rice?  No, okay how about something with a little more protein?

2.   Then after we eat we can take a little stroll down to the pier and people watch.

3.   Or we could just stay in and watch tv.

4.   Then I whip out a little present I got just for you.

5.   I won't even demand (possibly NSFW) anything in return.

6.   You see, Command+D loves you even if you make a mistake or two.

7.   Because we both know that communication is the key to a healthy relationship.

9.   One more gift for you, love.  And what could be better than that?  In yo' face!  Boom-shaka-laka!

10. I hope that didn't offend anyone reading.  If so please click here.

Alright, enough mushy stuff!  Now show your love back in the comments section so that Command+D knows he still has the power to manipulate your brain.