Elevators, napping and hipsters dancing all play an integral role in this week's Hangover.

- What about the previous work week were you most looking forward to getting away from?

As a freelancer, this is a difficult question to answer right now.  Today is the last day of a three-month stint at a place I very much enjoy working at, but it's been a really tough three months.  So, in a certain way, I'm looking forward to getting away from all of it - the clients, the tasks, the having to leave my apartment.  But, on the other hand, I'm not at all looking forward to being unemployed tomorrow.

- What were you most looking forward to this weekend?

Without a doubt, clearing some space on my DVR.  If I had to look at those obnoxious hourglass icons any more I don't know what I would've done.

- What was the biggest disappointment of the weekend?

I'll tell you that it definitely was not this season of Friday Night Lights.  No question about that.

- When was your first orgasm this weekend? Self-Inflicted or otherwise induced?  How is your sex life anyway?

My sex life is quite nice these days, thanks for asking.

- Review a TV Episode, Movie, Book, Article, Restaurant (or Meal), or Sporting event in one sentence.

Ghost Town is surprisingly good.  Like, really good.  And it's not like I was shocked that Ricky Gervais is funny, but the premise is so tired and boring that I was really surprised it came off so well.  Definitely worth a spot on the old queue.

- Did you leave your town?

I barely left my apartment.

- What's the funniest thing you heard or saw this week?

Lots of asymmetrical haircuts dancing.  More on this later on.

- What's the unfunniest thing you witnessed this week?

Well, getting to work in a blizzard ain't no picnic.

- Did you do anything this weekend you've never done before? If, "yes", summarize in one sentence.

I took three separate naps on Saturday.  Now I don't mean to brag, but I am awfully good at napping; I'm seriously a world class sleeper, but three naps in one day?  I don't see that record getting toppled any time soon.

- What was your biggest time waster this weekend?

See above.

- "Just throwing that out there." Go ahead, just throw something out there. Anything. Anything at all.

I've been working at a place in a medium-sized office building.  It's not large enough for multiple elevator bays, but it is large enough that when one of the three elevators is malfunctioning the line of people waiting stretches nearly out the door of the building.  Now obviously elevators break and need to be repaired, that's no problem.  The problem is with people going to the second floor who refuse to take the stairs.  Just walk people.  It's one fucking flight.  I don't want to tell people how to live their lives, but seriously, can I get a ruling on this?