Our hope is that one day this questionnaire will be as famous as the bullshit questionnaire that James Lipton asks at the end of 'Inside the Actors' Studio'. One of us here at Steve's Word will be answering these questions every Monday morning. We encourage you to submit your own responses, because honestly, enough about us already. 

- What about the previous work week were you most looking forward to getting away from?

I didn't work at all this week and only returned from the inauguration on Wednesday afternoon. I guess what I was most looking forward to was not travelling. In the month of January I was in St. Louis, Las Vegas, and D.C. Now I know that I could never be a rock star.

- What were you most looking forward to this weekend?

Speaking of being a rock star, I have to say the thing I was most looking forward to was playing Rock Band on Friday night. It's not that I'm good at it or anything, it's just that I heart it whole heartedly.

- What was the biggest disappointment of the weekend?

Looking in the mirror Sunday morning.

- When was your first orgasm? Self-Inflicted or otherwise induced?  How is your sex life anyway?

I came up with this question, but I really don't want to answer it. I plead the 5th. Let's just say there's a lot a fella can do with an empty apartment and a broadband connection.

- Review a TV Episode, Movie, Book, Article, Restaurant (or Meal), or Sporting event in less than 50 words?

I finished watching Season 3 of Friday Night Lights and I'm not ashamed to say that I gently weeped. If you don't ever give this show a chance simply because you don't like high school football, then you're an asshole because it's a beautiful piece of art.

- Did you leave your town?

Yes, I was in D.C. getting Obamafied.

- What project didn't you get to this weekend that you've been meaning to do forever?

Writing the next Steve's Word hit viral video. I'll get to it this week. I swear.

- Did you do anything this weekend you've never done before? If, "yes", summarize quickly.

I danced with an African-American girl. Is that wrong to say? It's the truth though.

- What was your biggest time waster this weekend?

Being hungover and useless all day on Saturday.

- "Just throwing it out there." Go ahead, just throw something out there. Anything. Anything at all.

I've started watching "The Shield". It pretty much sucks but I can't stop watching it. Perhaps it's because it's like a poor man's "The Wire" and since they're not making any more episodes of "The Wire" I'll have to take what I can get.