Elle Scoots loves Rock Band, and after the latest Top 5, you will too. At least in a philosophical sense.

Critic-at-Large Ryan Kennedy reviews any and all things in 17 poetic syllables. He is either a pioneer in combining one of the oldest art forms in human history with our ever-decreasing attention span or he's found a way to be a little less lazy than usual. Either way, we're glad he's writing something for us.