Editor's note: What follows is an entirely true and unabridged online conversation between Steve's Word editor in chief Tim Spellman (Me) and contributor Ryan Kennedy. It remains in its original form, grammatical errors and all. We invite you to experience a little peak at what goes on in our offices, a glimpse of our own creative process. Enjoy the ride.
2:09 PM me: yo yo2:10 PM Ryan: I just came probably the closest I have to crapping my pants in adult hood2:11 PM me: literally?are you on the can now?

Come on, Eldrick.