Gayle's omnipresent boss, Connie, gives him a new assignment. Will he fail? Will he succeed? Nobody knows. What we do know is that this all happens in Space.

A friend of mine who nearly never ever writes for this website went to Major League Baseball's Home Run Derby and he had only this to say about the competition: Bring Back Steroids. If you watched the Derby on television I think you'll agree. It was about 7 to 8 hours long and there was only a soupcon of homeruns hit. Regardless, this got me thinking about two things. 1.) Baseball All-Star Weekend needs a skills competition. Might I suggest a game of Run the Bases? Or how about some sort of throwing accuracy game? Better yet, they should put 50 guys in the outfield at once and see who can shags the most fly balls. 2.) I turn 29 on Saturday and before I reach 30 I'd like to achieve my ultimate physical potential. What I'm getting at is, I want to do steroids for 6 months to a year.

Command+D wants to take a minute and step back and consider crime and criminals.  Somewhere in these interwebs folktales are told of these criminals.  This week's Command+D is in honor(?) of the men and women who have chosen to depart from the norms of our society far enough to become one of "them" the criminals and to a f