Jojo Timmins is back! If you missed out on his past installments about life as an aging rocker living the dream in the Denver Metro Area be sure to check out his chronicles. In Today's special guest appearance he brings you the best fashion tips for the thrifty gentleman.

what were you most looking forward to this weekend?

Look, I’m a simple man with simple desires and an achin’ back that just won’t quit. Truth be told, I was just looking forward to kickin’ back and watching Pat and Vanna in the waiting room at Dr. Shit-for-Brains’s office.

any additions to your netflix queue?

Scam alert! I watch my movies the old-fashioned way. I wait three months for them to come out at the dollar theatre down on Maple. The way movies were meant to be seen.