It's Saturday, July 18th at 5 pm and I'm sitting at work right now because this is what happens when you're me, but that's another story for another time. We've got something very serious to cover right now and I won't have any distractions. I was innocently cruising the internet whilst eating my lunch a few hours ago, and I started with my Google Reader. I hadn't looked at the net at all yesterday or the day before, so my Reader was chock full of goodness. But let's just skip right past the death of Walter Cronkite and the arrest of the Fight Club-inspired jackass who torched a Starbucks a few months ago, and jump right to the good stuff. Several posts on the sports blog Deadspin charted the story of video clip of a naked Erin Andrews.

Come on, Eldrick.